Koi to clementi~

I just thought this buzzing rumour is too good to be true:
Koi to Clementi ~!!!


Photo credits: http://teaplayground.onsugar.com/Review-TBS-scrub-KOIs-coming-10896740

Oh but wait... Gothere.sg revealed the truth to be less than comforting... The store is at least half a kilometre from the station.

Looks like abstinence from bubble tea is inevitable... They must be playing on my diminishing marginal utility to make it so hard to get Koi... =(